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Sunday, June 1, 2008

UKO NASWEYE UMUPLANTO-GAKURU

Iyi nkuru yanditswe numusomyi Gakuru

GAKURU said...

Uko nasweye umuplanto

Bavandimwe duhuje umwuga wo gukunda idituba, muraho mwese. Umuplanto yarankunze bigeza aho muswera ntabitekereje. Umunsi umwe nari maze iminsi mu kiruhuko, aho ngarukiye umuplanto w'umukobwa ufite nka 20 ans, aza kumfasha gukora isuku mu biro byange, ari ku wa gatanu. Uwo munsi ntiyashoboye kurangiza gukora isuku. Ansaba niba bishoboka ko namusigira imfunguzo akazahakora muri week end. Namubwiye ko bidashoboka, ko twazahahurira saa tanu. Rendez vous ntiyapfuye, ariko uwo munsi umukobwa yaje amaez nk'ugiye mu bukwe, imisatsi yadefurije, yambaye akajipo kagira munsi y'ikibuno, ikariso nshya, sinakubwira. Yatangiye ahanagura akabati kari imbere yanjye, maze akajipo kose karazamuka, agapira karazamuka, maze ndebye amatako ye, numva mfashwe n'amashanyarazi. Nubwo icyo gitondo nari naje nihaye akabyizi kuwo twashakanye, sinashoboye kwihangana, imboro yari yarangije kubona icyo yaremewe. Ubwo naramwihoreye, arangije aza gukora ku meza aho nicaye, najye sinahaguruka, noneho akora ampagaze imbere. Nari naje nambaye imyenda ya sporo bita iwacu training. Umukobwa atangira gukora ku mpera z'ameza, bituma yirambura, ikibuno cye kiba cyingeze imbere neza, nabanje gushidikanya kugikoraho, ariko ndihangana nkoraho gahora numva ntacyo avuze, ndongera mufata neza imbere munsi y'umukondo, ndamukurura mwiyicazaho, mbona aremeye. Uwo munsi aho nkora nta wundi muntu wari waje gukora. Naramuhindukije turebana mu maso, mbona afite isoni nyinshi, ndamukurura, ndamusoma mbona aremeye, nahise nibuka umunsi wa mbere nasomyeho umukobwa. Numvise ibinezaneza umubiri wose. Ubwo namuhaye imfunguzo ngo agende afunge ibiro. Arazifata, aragenda arafunga. Aragaruka, ashaka kongora gukora, narahagurutse, musoma inshuro nka 10. Ubwo namukuyemo agapira yari yambaye, ndeba amabere ye, numva anteye ubwuzu. Ndayakaresa, ndamukurura mushyira mu gituza, ndamukurura ndicara, mfata intoki ze nzifatisha ku mboro yanjye, ubundi ndahumiriza. Nagiye kumva numva imboro ayikuye mu myenda, numva arayitamiye, arayinyunguse, ndumva ndaryohewe pe. Umugore wanjye na nubu ntarabinkorera. Ubwo narasohoye, amasohoro yose amushirira mu kannwa, ayacira mu ndobo y'amazi yari iteretse aho. Sasa ikibazo cyasigaye kuri we, nge numvise ibyange birangiye. Namubajije niba yumva ashaka ko dukomeza. Yaremeye, ariko mu bwira ko mu biro atari heza, musaba ko yagira vuba nka 5 minutes akaza nkajya kumwereka aho tujyana. Byagenze gutyo, hari aka lodge kari nko kuri 5 km kaho nkorera, mubwira ko ariho ansanga. Yasanze nafashe icyumba, ubwo dutangira icyatujyanye. Yasanze nongeye gushyukwa, nawe kandi ikariso nshya y'umweru yari yazanya yari yuzuye amazi. Yasanze imyenda nayikuyemo kare, ubwo nawe mukuramo iye, mbereye ku ijip, ikariso, agapira, isaha, agakufi, yasigaye nta kintu na kimwe yambaye. Ibaze umuntu usanzwe afite umugore, guswera aba abizi. Nmushyizemo imboro atangira kunha, ariko ntiyinjiyemo neza. Narongeye nsohora vuba. Ubwo nari naranguye ibyo kumwa, namuhaye ka amstel, abanza kwikosa, anywa fanta. Namubajije niba asanzwe afite umuntu umuswera, yarampakaniye. Yahise anjya mu gituza aransoma, yari afite taille nto, ndamukurura mushyira hejuru yanjye, imboro iba irabyutse. Naramubwiye ngo anyicareho, imboro yinjire mu gituba, igituba cyari cyazanye amazi, ubwo yanyicayeho noneho imboro yose imwinjiramo. Arandeba, arambwira ati ubaye uwambere. Ubwo naramwihoreye, ndongera muryamisha ku gitanda aba arijye umujya hejuru. Namusweye iminota nka 20, nawe yarandirimbiye, aranyogeza, nawe yarangije nka 3. Ibyo birangiye, namuhaye ka amstel, mbona arakemeye, mboneraho umwanya wo kumubaza impamvu yambwiye ngo mbaye uwa mbere, kandi nasanze atari vierge! Yarambwiye ngo hari akana k'insuti ye yajyaga aha, ariko ntikinjizemo imboro ngo igere aho nayimugejeje. Twabaye aho, nsaba ku kazi ko bamuhindura nkajya nkorerwa isuku n'umuhungu, mbeshya ko uwo mukobwa adakunda kuboneka. Najye numvise mukunze, nkajya muha udufaranga two kumufasha, aba nka mushiki wanjye. Umunsi umwe nza gukoresha umunsi mukuru, umugore wajye ya defanze, abo bakozi baza kumufasha uturimo, bituma yinjira mu rugo. Aba inshuti ya madamu. Yajya iwabo, muri week end, yaza akazanira abana ibigori, umukobwa arisanzura karahava. Umunsi umwe madamu azajye kurwaza mu kuru we wari urwariye i Kbgayi, azizere nyamukobwa ngo azaze amusigarire ku bana. Ubwo yarambajije, mbanza kwikosa, mbyanga, umudamu nawe ararahira, ati uriya mwana aritonda agomba kunsigariraho iyi week end, najye ngasigariraho abantu bo muri famille bamaze igihe kuri mukuru wanjye uri mu bitaro. Ubwo naremeye, nyamukobwa nawe vendredi soir naratashye nsanga ibyayi byamugezeho, mu gitondo madamu azindukira i Kabgayi. Yazindutse ambwira ko yumwva atameze neza, ko yumva ntacyo yampimira. Akimara gutirimuka, nari nageze mu cyumba cyabashyitsi, abana bajye icyo gihe bari bato. Nagiye nkenyeye essui mainn nakuyemo byose. Nasanze nawe yambaye robe de nuit, ariko nta kindi yambaye. Naramusweye, ndavuga nti burya igituba cy'ikibano kiraryoha. Kuberako yatinyaga ko abana cyangwa umuyaya bakumva, yandyaga inzara gusa, imboro yagendaga ikuba ku nguni zigituba nkumva uburyohe budasanzwe. Ninjoro w'uwo wagatandatu, nibwo namunyaje, amashuka yose ahinduka amazi. Bisaba ko muha andi. Ku cyumweru, umuyaya yajyanye abana mu misa, nsigarana nuwo mukobwa, namusweye kuva saa tatu kugeza saa sita. Nazanye DVD nshyiramo film zo gushyera. Ubundi ibyo bakoze tugakora ibyo, kandi ngashyukwa vuba. Natelefonnye madamu mubaza igihe ari bugerere mu rugo ambwira ko ari buhagere mu masakumi nebyiri. Iyo minsi ibiri namaranye n'uwo mwari, sinzayibangirwa, yanyunguse imboro aho aboneye uko abazungu babigenza, arayinyunguta, nsohoye, sperme zose arazimira, arambwira ati uru nirwo rwibutso nzakwibukiraho. Ubwo najye namwemereye kumusubiza mu ishuri, nkamurihira. Namusubije mu ishuri, ndamurihira, nk'uko nabimwemereye. Yize imyaka ine, arangiza ari (...Aka nagasibye kuko byatuma hari uwamumenya....), najye namusweye igihe cy'imyaka itandatu, madamu atararabukwa. Ubu yarashyingiwe. Ajy kurongorwa, yansabye ko ibyo twakoze twabirangiriza aho akajya kubaka. Ariko ntigahera, naje kongera rimwe umugabo we yaragiye muri stage . Mubajije niba nta bwoba bwo kumutera inda afite, ambwira neza ati niyo wantera ebyiri, ari wowe ntacyo, kuko n'umugabo wajye ntarankorera nk'ibyo wankoreye. Murakoze, iyi nkuru nari nyimaranye igihe

5 comments:

  1. Komera kwibanga wakabyara,jye nasweye umwana wo mukibano witwa konsa yaba kwa nyirabo mu gipangu nahoramba mwo, musaba ngo azaze kunsura.Umusi umwe mbona samunani arasesetse.Hari udukobwa twamaze kumva imboro iyo zatuvugisha ubona ko ata bwoba tugiram tugahita tugukora kumboro canke tukagusoma, ka konsa kumva munsi gusa nk` igufuri kiga muwindwi amashure yari yakagoye, kajye kundamutsa rero, ndakagobera ngo kinjire mucumba tuganire kabanza kubanza nimba ngikijijwe, nti koko ntakibazo.Karemera karinjira kicara kugitanda.Ntangura kugakaressa kumaguru ndaduga kubibero, ninjiza ukuboko mwijipo mbona karemeye, ndakaryamika kugitanda,ndagasoma kumunwa karasokora ururimi ndarzonka 5 min, ndakanyunyuza amabere ndagasomagura mwijosi no ku matwi, imboro yari yabaye igiti iraba kuri sasita.nkoze mugituba numva amazi, ndagakura ikariso, gafata imboro kayisobeka mugituba kagaramye ngo sindakababaze.Ndagacumita nka 15 min, karaniha karataka, mamaaa, hhhn hhn, eehm , mmma, karangije kabiri nanje mba ndarangije.Munyuma bahavye bakirukana kuko umugabo wa nyirabo yari yagasavye m nyinabo arabimenya.Sinzi ivyako ubu ngira karongowe mucaro.Sinjye wahahera, hahera abagabo benda abo bahaye indaro

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  2. Gakuru, narakugaye ukuntu wasweye um planton wawe, noneho nukuvuga ko abafite imyanya ikomeye bazajya baswera abanyamabanga babo, gusa nagushimye ko wamushize kwishuri akiga akarangiza niba atari universty uzamusubizeyo kuko nubu agupimira iyo umugabo adahari.Ndabona waramusweye nta gakingirizo kandi uwo mutego wari kuwirinda ariko nubwo waduhayeinkuru ndumva ntacyo wicuzamo kuba waraharitse umugore wawe 6 ans atabizi umubeshya ko umukunda wenyine ugatuma aba inshuti ya mukeba we. Naho isomo ryo nuko abagabo bakwirinda abakobwa bingeri zose kuko kuri ino site nahasomye inkuru yumugabo wasweye umukobwa we yibyariye abifashijwemo na nyina wumukobwa. Ndetse nasomye nindi nkuru ibabaje yumugore wasambanyije umuhungu we ngo nuko ari umupfakazi ngo nubu yabonye umukunzi kandi numuhungu we wa 18 ans. Ndabona muri sosiyete hatangiye kubamo ba deviants benshi badashobora kubonera utwana twabandi ubusa. muramenye dore na SIDA yarateye.

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  3. Reka mbabwire uko nasweye umukozi wo murugo.
    Umunsi umwe namubajije impamvu mutuma akanga gutumika ansubiza ko bamubujije kugira icyo amfasha nti ese ko uri inkumi nanjye nkaba umusore nigute utamfasha najye nkagufasha mubyo ukeneye dore ko nkorera amafaranga aruta ayo ukorera. Nti tubyumvikanyeho ko uzankorera isuku mucyumba, ukamesa ni imyenda namashuka ndyamamo? ati sawa ariko uzajya umfasha kumavuta yo kwisiga nti ok. Nti noneho kugira ngo ubwoba bushire wumve ko turi inshuti yumusore ni nkumindagusoma nkore no kumabere bitume untinyuka nkinshuti, mwegereye naramusomye ahita azana ururimi ndarwonka biratinda ariko yanga ko nkora kumabere. hadashize kabiri navuye kwishuri bwije arankingurira turaganira ndamusoma nkora no kumabere nti ariko nuburenganzira bwawe,ningusaba uzahitamo kwemera no guhaklana. bukeye twarakinye cyane mbasha kumukora mugituba mubajije niba twazakorera aho ati uzagure udukingirizo. umugoroba umwe naratashye nsanga ahetse umwana ndamubwira nti ryamisha umwana turebe icyo twakwimarira yaramuryamishije arasohoka arongera yinjira aho yaryamaga nanjye musangamo ahagaze mpita musoma mukora mugituba ndamuterura mushyira kuburiri ndamucumita gahoro mpita nsohora ariko nyuma yaho namusweye izindi nshuro3. ntagituba kiryoha nkico kwiba

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  4. Iyi nkuru ya Gakuru irimo ibintu byinshi byo gukabya bituma watekereza ko ari impimbano, niba bibaho ntaho urwanda rugana nukuvuga ko ibitsina aribyo bitegeka abantu benshi bigatuma bafata ibyemezo bibereye abasmbane babo.

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  5. Inkuru ya Gakuru ishobora kuba ukuri cg ikinyoma ariko ibyo avuga bibabo kuko njye nabonye Ifaranga n'igitsina bitegeka.Inama bagabo mutanga inkuru niba ari ukuri mujye muzimiza kuko mwazisenyera mutabizi, kuko umunsi yasomye iyi nkuru azabyibuka neza mube 2. Ibanga mu kazi.

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