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Thursday, January 24, 2008

MARCUS:UKO UMUHUNGU YENZE NYINA

MARCUS:UKO UMUHUNGU YENZE NYINA

"Nuwendeye nyina mu nyenga yaramenyekanye."
"Ndagatora mama."
Aya si amagambo yambaye ubusa. Hari abatipe basatura ba nyina. Soma wumve!

Njya gutangira guhuza igitsina n'umuhungu wanjye Marcus nari umupfakazi w' imyaka 37. Umuhungu wanjye Marcus yari afite imyaka 18. Nari ngifite agasura keza, kandi mu by'ukuri ntabeshye, kuva napfusha umugabo sinigeze ndara ntabonanye n'umugabo kuko ndi umugore w'igikundiro.

Natakaje ubusugi bwanjye igihe nari maze imyaka 16 kuva ubwo sinigeze mbyicuza cyangwa ngo ndebe inyuma.

Sinari narigeze ntekereza k'umuhungu wanjye Marcus mutekerezaho igitsina, ariko igitondo kimwe nafunguye umuryango w'icyumba cye hari icyo ngiye kurebayo, nsanga agaramye ku buriri bwe yambaye ubusa arimo kwikinisha. Niba yaranyumvise niba ataranyumvise ngo yitegure sinakubeshya, cyokora yansabye imbabazi kuba musanze yambaye ubusa arimo Kwikinisha. Naramubwiye nti"Ikomereze imirimo yawe mwana wanjye ntawe utikinisha!".Ariko sinabuze gukomeza gukanurira imboro ye yari nini kandi ishyutswe yari yarakurikije se. Uko nakomeje kuyireba niko nahise nshyukwa."Biranshimishije kuba nkubonye uko umeze, Marcus, ufite imboro nziza kandi nini nk'iya so."Uko niko namubwiye ndimo gushira, numva imoko zanjye zirimo gukura no mu igituba cyanjye harimo kubyimba. Ntacyo nabonye yitayeho ibyo kwambara cyangwa ngo yiyorose. Namubajije niba namwegera nkakora ku mboro ye ntiyagira icyo ansubiza. Nanjye negera igitanda nkicaraho, maze mfata imboro ye mu biganza byanjye byombi. Imboro ye yari yoroshye kandi ishyushye umutwe wayo unyerera kubera urukonda rubanziriza amasohoro rwari rumaze gusohoka. Natangiye gukinisha imboro ye, numva umushyukwe umereye nabi. Nawe ati "komererzaho mama, ndumva biryoshye cyane, nta mugore uramfata ku imboro." Naramwenyuye maze mwubamaho ntangira kumusoma gahoro gahoro. Nanjye nari nambaye imyenda yo kurarana gusa, igice kimwe cy'amabere kigaragara, mbona ijisho rye ariho ryibereye. Mfata ukuboko kwe nkurambika ku mabere yanjye nti "Igira hino umfate ku mabere ndumva unshimishije cyane." Ntiyatindiganije, yahise atangira kunkorakora ku mabere, mpita numva amazi ahise anyuzura mu igituba. Nahise nkuramo imyenda yanjye, akomeza kwahagira ati"Sindabona umugore wambaye ubusa keretse mu mashusho!"Nahise mfata ukuboko kwe nkurambika ku igituba cyanjye nti "Wigira ubwoba gikorere ibyo ushaka!"Yatangiye gukorakora ku igituba cyanjye no gukinisha a href="http://igituba.blogspot.com/2007/10/rugongo.html">rugongo, hadashize akanya kiba gitangiye kwifungura no guta amazi menshi, numva intoki ze zarangije kukinjiramo.Uburyohe bumaze kumbana bwinshi nahise mfata Imboro ye nyitunga mu mwinjiriro w'igituba, yahise ansukamo amasohoro menshi ashyushye, nanjye mpita nta amazi menshi ndangije kuko bwari bwo bwa mbere tubikoranye.

Ubu rero nabonye umukunzi-kandi ni umuhungu wanjye!

10 comments:

  1. Turashize, nigira ngo ndakunda igituba . Umuhungu yenda nyina akwiye ikidari c` umwakaka c`abasazi.Imana niyaba iriho izobakubitira hamwe nanyina bari gusa.

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  2. Uri umubyeyi mubi uri numugome gukorera umuhungu wawe ikizira cyo guswera nyina kandi ubigizemo uruhare? ntuzi ko ari igitutsi ngo ''gaswere nyoko'' none se ko asigaye ari umukunzi wawe watanga somo ki kuburezi bwa abana n'abayeyi babo kubyerekeye ibitsina? genda nta nisoni ufite yo kubyandika niba koko ari ukuri. Babyeyi mujye mwirinda kubona ubusa byabana banyu mudahuje ibitsina mutazamera nkuyu nundi wanditse ko yasweye umukobwa we abifashijwemo na nyina wumukobwa. Nyamoneka ntimugahemuke

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  3. nihatari kabisa guswera nyina??

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  4. abantu mutita kwijambo ry'Imana murababaje,kuko mugirango ubuzima burangirira kubitsina gusa.
    ariko mwari mukwiye no kwigisha urubyiruko ko rukwiye kubaha Imana no kureka ibyaha.gusambana ni icyaha kandi no kwifuza gusambana nabyo ni icyaha.basore muhunge irari ryubusambanyi.

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  5. uri igipfu cy 'umugore? ndetse nakwita ikivume!!!! koko ukubahuka ugaswerana n' umuhungu wabyayeeee!!!! waravume peeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! uri umukozi wa satani.

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  6. izi nkuru nta nyigisho zirimo uretse ubushizi bw'isoni n'ikinyabupfura gikeya, mu mahano yavuzwe nari ntarumva umusore warongoye nyina. Ariko umugore wigamba ko yaryamanye n'umwana we nari kumubwira ngo ntakabyare ariko ibyo bigenwa n'imana yonyine kandi noneho yarabyaye.

    Uri umubyeyi gito

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  7. Ndabonabantu bose bagitangA ibitekerezo kuri iyi nkuru y'Umugore wiyangirije umwana w'Umusore. Ubu se ko asigaye ari umugabo we, ubwo azibuka gushaka, bazabyarana se? Noneho ko yatinyutse kumuha azanabyarane nawe bigire inzira. Mbega akumiro! Uyu mugore anatangaje nka cya kigoryi cy'Umugabo cyapfiriye umukobwa wacyo kandi umugore wacyo abigifashijemo.Ibyo twandika kuri bo bazagire icyo babitubwiraho niba bumva barakoze neza.

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  8. Uri ikivuma c'umugore!!! Urakwiye gusengerwa. Niwowe utuba haba za nyamugigima mwisi, niwe utuma imvura itarwa , yarwa ikaza ari isegenya!!! Uri ikivume, warahumanye. Ariko Imana Iguharire kandi iguhe inguvu zo kwihana usubire ube umuntu kubera ubu uri igihumane!!!!

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  9. njye uyu mugore azanshake kuri e-mail:nsabalponse2010@gmail.com

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